Break the fourth wall with our “HELP I’M STUCK IN A SIMULATION” shirt. Designed with sleek art deco typography and layout, this tee blends vintage elegance with futuristic paranoia, creating a statement piece that’s as stylish as it is satirical.
Made from heavyweight cotton, this shirt offers durability and comfort while carrying a message guaranteed to spark conversations. The art deco design elevates the joke, making it wearable not just as meme merch but as a bold streetwear piece you can dress up or down.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s existential humor turned into fashion. Perfect for skeptics, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who’s ever questioned reality while scrolling late at night, it’s a subtle nod to simulation theory wrapped in timeless design.
Perfect for:
Fans of conspiracy satire & simulation theory
Meme collectors & humor streetwear fans
Protest & activist apparel with a twist
Gift ideas for skeptics, gamers, and thinkers
Escape the ordinary and glitch with style in this Simulation art deco T-shirt. Because if reality is broken, at least your outfit doesn’t have to be.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US