who is theory fury?

who is theory fury?

who are we?

This is a question best left unanswered but there’s a few things we can tell you.


this is an
American company.

WE ARE not political

we are veteran owned.

this company does not promote dangerous or harmful ideas/theories.

this company runs on passion.

We are people with a passion for the unanswered. we spend our nights talking about the fringe possibilities of our world. over time the idea of spreading this curiosity has gotten the better of us and thus theory fury was born.

Theory fury is a way of laughing at ourselves while peeling back the layers of the reality we live in. we don’t have all the answers but we invite you to join us as we search for them.

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Veteran

founder

web design - artist - admin

voluntary ai disclosure & Theory Fury’s ai policy

We are a small team. we do use ai to help us develop copy (all the written stuff like blogs, descriptions, and some social media posts) and even then that’s mostly related to search engine optimization or terrible spelling skills. we like paying humans and we promise that 100% of the artwork & designs used on our products are made by and for humans. we keep records of all transactions with our artists and contractors and link them in product descriptions when possible. the use of ai at theory fury is almost purely to fill the intellectual gaps of the people running this shitshow.

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Fury Foundry: The Engine Behind the Madness

Every great conspiracy needs a shadowy organization pulling the strings—and that’s us. Fury Foundry began with a group of friends who decided their wildest ideas were too good (or too ridiculous) to stay inside late-night conversations. What started as jokes and sketches turned into a mission to melt down chaos, forge it in fire, and unleash it on the internet.

Our goal isn’t sinister (promise). We’re not here to control the weather or replace your drinking water with fluoride-free mind control juice—we’re just here to build things that make people laugh, think, and maybe double-check their tinfoil hat.

TheoryFury.org is the flagship, but it’s only the tip of the iceberg. From satire shops to cosmic side projects, every site in our network carries the same DNA: independent, tongue-in-cheek, and unapologetically weird. Fury Foundry is where those sparks of friendship and chaos get hammered into something real.Make it stand out

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