Stand up for the little guy with our Pluto “Lay Off the Guy, You Aren’t a Planet Either” heavyweight T-shirt. Featuring a grumpy cartoon Pluto, this satirical design pokes fun at Pluto’s demotion while slyly reminding us all that labels are overrated.
Made from thick, durable cotton, this heavyweight tee is designed for comfort and longevity. The clean print of Pluto’s frustrated little face makes the design pop while keeping the humor front and center. Whether you’re rocking it at a science club, wearing it to a space-themed event, or just hanging out online defending Pluto, this shirt has you covered.
This isn’t just apparel—it’s astronomy satire for everyday wear. Perfect for science nerds, conspiracy merch fans, or anyone who loves blending humor with science, it’s a shirt that says more than just “I like planets.” It says you’ve got a soft spot for the misfits of the solar system.
Perfect for:
Astronomy and space humor fans
Science nerds and conspiracy merch collectors
Gift ideas for teachers, students, and stargazers
Fans of nerdy memes and cosmic comedy
Show your love for Pluto with this funny heavyweight T-shirt. Because even if he’s not officially a planet, Pluto still deserves a spot in your closet.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Comfort Colors Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras