Show your love for the little guy with our Pluto “Lay Off the Guy, You Aren’t a Planet Either” hoodie, a heavyweight sweatshirt that’s equal parts cute and satirical. Featuring an adorable cartoon Pluto with a grumpy expression, this design pokes fun at Pluto’s demotion while throwing a little shade at the rest of us.
Made from thick, durable cotton-poly fleece, this hoodie is designed for warmth, comfort, and everyday wear. The spacious front pocket and adjustable drawstring hood make it practical, while the bold back print makes it impossible to ignore. Whether you’re stargazing, hitting a convention, or just hanging out online defending Pluto’s honor, this hoodie has your back.
This isn’t just apparel—it’s astronomy satire turned into streetwear. Perfect for science nerds, conspiracy merch collectors, or anyone who loves a good mix of space humor and cozy fashion. The playful design is as much about identity as it is about comedy—because who hasn’t felt like Pluto at some point?
Perfect for:
Astronomy and science humor fans
Space nerds and conspiracy merch collectors
Students and casual streetwear lovers
Gift ideas for science teachers, stargazers, or friends with sharp humor
Defend Pluto in style with this funny heavyweight Pluto hoodie. Because even if science says he’s not a planet, we all know Pluto still deserves love.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador