Wear your faith in the unknown with our Alien Jesus “I Believe” crewneck sweatshirt. This satirical design depicts a classic green alien styled like religious iconography, complete with glowing heart imagery and the bold statement I Believe. Equal parts parody, protest, and pop culture, this crewneck is perfect for conspiracy fans and those who like their satire with a side of sci-fi.
Made with a soft cotton-poly blend, this mid-weight crewneck is cozy enough for everyday wear and bold enough to be a statement piece. The vivid colors pop against the black fabric, giving you a graphic that’s both funny and conversation-worthy.
This isn’t just clothing—it’s wearable satire. Whether you’re repping it at a rally, chilling at home, or wearing it to your next UFO watch party, this crewneck blends comfort with cosmic humor.
Perfect for:
Conspiracy theory fans & UFO believers
Satirical protest apparel collectors
Gift ideas for sci-fi & meme fans
Everyday streetwear with an edge
Believe in satire with this Alien Jesus parody crewneck. Because sometimes truth, faith, and comedy all overlap.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!