Keep cozy and subversive with our “FBI: Full Blown Idiots” crewneck sweatshirt, a satirical twist on one of the most recognizable acronyms in America. Designed for skeptics, rebels, and anyone who loves edgy political humor, this sweatshirt delivers equal parts comfort and commentary.
Made with a soft cotton-poly blend, this mid-weight crewneck is perfect for layering during protests, lounging at home, or showing off your sense of humor on campus. The bold white “FBI” graphic paired with the text “Full Blown Idiots” is a clean, high-contrast design that instantly grabs attention.
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s wearable protest art. Whether you’re gifting it to a politically savvy friend or making it your own go-to statement piece, this design is perfect for anyone who believes in mixing satire with style.
Perfect for:
Political humor and conspiracy merch collectors
Protest and activist gear
Fans of funny conspiracy theory apparel
Gift ideas for rebels with a sense of humor
Stay comfortable while throwing shade at authority with this FBI satire crewneck sweatshirt—because sometimes the loudest protest is just wearing the right thing.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.