Stay warm while making a bold political statement with our “U.S. Department of Justice: Wiping Our Asses with the Panama Papers Since 2016” crewneck sweatshirt. This satirical design takes on one of the biggest financial scandals of modern history with biting humor, turning critique into fashion. Whether you’re a skeptic, a protester, or a fan of sharp satire, this crewneck delivers equal parts comfort and commentary.
Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend, this mid-weight crewneck is ideal for layering during rallies, casual wear, or long nights spent digging through conspiracy theories online. The clean black fabric and bold lettering create a design that’s instantly recognizable, ensuring your message is seen (and maybe debated) wherever you go.
This isn’t just a sweatshirt - it’s a conversation starter. As part of our conspiracy-inspired merch, it combines humor with hard truths, making it the perfect fit for meme fans, activists, or anyone who enjoys challenging the status quo through satire.
Perfect for:
Protest wear & activist apparel
Funny political conspiracy collectors
Students & streetwear lovers with sharp humor
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Wrap yourself in wit and rebellion with this Panama Papers satire crewneck. Because calling out corruption feels better when you’re cozy.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.